guys, you are my friends. I would not try to take your women. I know they love you, and wouldn't leave you. but, I'm pretty sure, if they weren't with you, they'd be with me. (i'd like to think.) (don't let me know, if I'm wrong)
1. Toyia Hatten
2. Lily Spillenger
3. Heather Munshaw
4. Amy Borskey
5. Maya Fitzdare
6. Amy Stone
7. Chelsea Santulli (even though she doesn't really know me.)
8. Ani Oakley
9. Sadye Osterloh
10. April Shamel
11. Rachel Harper
12. Carolina Macready
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Monday, March 18, 2013
post i will post soon.
1. top crushes, all time
2. top crushes, current
3. bucket list
4. a list of all the vhs in my collection
5. a list of all the non sexual non homosexual male fantasies I have
6. top 1000 favorite songs
7. top 500 favorite bands/musicians
8. top 100 least favorites of anything
9. top 100 favorite movies
10. a training log
2. top crushes, current
3. bucket list
4. a list of all the vhs in my collection
5. a list of all the non sexual non homosexual male fantasies I have
6. top 1000 favorite songs
7. top 500 favorite bands/musicians
8. top 100 least favorites of anything
9. top 100 favorite movies
10. a training log
Top Reasons Why I'm refraining from open mics
1. I feel like I should create more and consume less entertainment. I've been spending a lot of time studying others comedy. And, I have a lot of my own I want to birth into the world.
2. Limited time, open mics can be quite time consuming. I've got to get better at time management.
3. I feel like the stand up open mic scene is a little too clique-ish. Sure, there's plenty of comics that I get along with. but, there seem to be even more whom I've alientated. (I have discovered I don't mind alienating people, maybe I am the alien...). Perhaps, they will be more comfortable without a clown in the room.
4. I am getting more paid gigs, work is getting busier, and I need to switch my focus to real estate for a while.
Comedy is a life long pursuit and passion of mine. It will benefit from my experiences learning how to make myself rich. (there's not nearly enough comedy about having plenty of resources... probably b/c more people relate to being under-resourced. I want to do jokes about entrepreneurship and philantropy)
5. When I do show up at an open mic, it will feel special-er.
2. Limited time, open mics can be quite time consuming. I've got to get better at time management.
3. I feel like the stand up open mic scene is a little too clique-ish. Sure, there's plenty of comics that I get along with. but, there seem to be even more whom I've alientated. (I have discovered I don't mind alienating people, maybe I am the alien...). Perhaps, they will be more comfortable without a clown in the room.
4. I am getting more paid gigs, work is getting busier, and I need to switch my focus to real estate for a while.
Comedy is a life long pursuit and passion of mine. It will benefit from my experiences learning how to make myself rich. (there's not nearly enough comedy about having plenty of resources... probably b/c more people relate to being under-resourced. I want to do jokes about entrepreneurship and philantropy)
5. When I do show up at an open mic, it will feel special-er.
Two Letters To Asheville Comics
dear Asheville Comics who find me to be a
"hard to approach asshole", I plan on attending open mics FAR LESS
frequently, if at all. I will be working on my solo show, paid gigs, and
LaZoom audition. please enjoy " a less weird open mic experience ",
whatever that means to you. I have plenty of stages to perform on. It
seems like you need your open mics. If you post videos of your sets
online, I might check em out, during down time, at my leisure. Send me
links, if you're proud. Thanks.
dear Asheville Comics who don't find me to be a "hard to approach asshole", I will probably be setting up a monthly Comic Showcase, at The Odditorium and/or Toy Boat and/or other locales. Also, sometime soon, I will be opening up my living room (I'm calling it Stage 48) for a regular event called "Stand Up Room Only". There's a mural of a stage on my wall. there will be a mirrored wall across the room (thanks Nathaniel Downey-Deardoff) enough seating for 12 people, a video camera, a mic and small amp. This will be a chance for comics to try out new material on other comics, work on improv skills, anti-heckling skills,.. and heckling skills. A minimum level of confidence will be encouraged.
Best And Warmest Regards,
Sincerely,
Rigel (7) Pawlak
aka Slappy O'Face
aka Stan Dubkyndageye
aka Richard Head
aka Jack Dupp
aka Mista Gag
aka Daffy Dick
aka Payaso Fracasado
aka Cheezy Gigglz MacGillicutty
dear Asheville Comics who don't find me to be a "hard to approach asshole", I will probably be setting up a monthly Comic Showcase, at The Odditorium and/or Toy Boat and/or other locales. Also, sometime soon, I will be opening up my living room (I'm calling it Stage 48) for a regular event called "Stand Up Room Only". There's a mural of a stage on my wall. there will be a mirrored wall across the room (thanks Nathaniel Downey-Deardoff) enough seating for 12 people, a video camera, a mic and small amp. This will be a chance for comics to try out new material on other comics, work on improv skills, anti-heckling skills,.. and heckling skills. A minimum level of confidence will be encouraged.
Best And Warmest Regards,
Sincerely,
Rigel (7) Pawlak
aka Slappy O'Face
aka Stan Dubkyndageye
aka Richard Head
aka Jack Dupp
aka Mista Gag
aka Daffy Dick
aka Payaso Fracasado
aka Cheezy Gigglz MacGillicutty
Friday, March 15, 2013
Rigel's Favorites 3.0
0. Myra Simmons
1. Spanky O'Ass
2. Clay Boyette
3. Andrew Prosyc
4. Petey Smith Macdowell
5. Cary Goff
6. Tom Sheve
7. Kelly Row
8. Alex Neff
9. Ben Atkins
10. Minori Hinds
-1 Stephanie Cadbury
11. Walter Beals
12. Isaac Gottfried
13. Howard Hanger
14. Durham Bell.
15. Jai Pawlak
16. Jim Lauzon
17. Carl Mumpower
18. Rachel, the cashier at The Buck A Pound
19. John Brinker
20. Skrillex
21. Karl Rove
22, Dick Cheney
23. Honey Boo Boo CHild
24. Miss Rumpus Cartman Calico Kitty Keith Strawberry Sherbert Shubert
25. Keith Shubert.
1. Spanky O'Ass
2. Clay Boyette
3. Andrew Prosyc
4. Petey Smith Macdowell
5. Cary Goff
6. Tom Sheve
7. Kelly Row
8. Alex Neff
9. Ben Atkins
10. Minori Hinds
-1 Stephanie Cadbury
11. Walter Beals
12. Isaac Gottfried
13. Howard Hanger
14. Durham Bell.
15. Jai Pawlak
16. Jim Lauzon
17. Carl Mumpower
18. Rachel, the cashier at The Buck A Pound
19. John Brinker
20. Skrillex
21. Karl Rove
22, Dick Cheney
23. Honey Boo Boo CHild
24. Miss Rumpus Cartman Calico Kitty Keith Strawberry Sherbert Shubert
25. Keith Shubert.
Friday, March 8, 2013
AVL Comic List 2.1 (Rigel's Favorites)
Again, these are just my favorite to less favorite. I actually and truly love each and every one of you. I believe you are funny, you make me laugh. I appreciate you and all of the time, thought, feeling, emotion, heart, soul, intellect, humor, and wit. I appreciate the fact the you are voluntarily willing to do stand up comedy. Something, it seems to be, a nearly impossible endeavor to most people. I value you and what you contribute to the stand up community and to society in general. You are all talented and creative. I am proud to feel like a part of this family. I am willing to be your friend, family, scapegoat, friendly rival, or creative collaborator in any of your humor based projects.
in parentheses, are my favorite of your jokes. out of parentheses, are other qualities about you that I like.
Consider this entire list to be positive.
1. Jaysun Webb (Cum on my mother? Toaster pastry???))
2. Tom Sheve (Z240)
3. Grayson Morrs (The underground tunnel)
4. Fay Canale (not crazy about gum)
4. Alex Neff doesn't take shit doesn't start shit
5. Carey Goff (sex robot)
6. Andrew Prosyc (measurements of fucking)
7. Cody Hughs (the worst thing she's ever experienced in her life)
7. Josh Rosenstein (Gildenstern)
8. Art Sturtavant (Line up, Bitches)
9. Taylor Rogers (barrel of pussy?)
10. Greg Brown, puts on the awesomest comedy festival in town
11.H.D. Wimbleton, (how your uncle taught you)
12. Ben Atkins (favorite sexual postion, IN... it's better than out)
13. Peter Smith-Macdowell (you know he eats them kids, right)
14. Tom Peters, is it okay you remind me of Emo Phillips?
15 Macon Clark (getting destroyed by behind while eating a sandwich)
16. John Hancock (clown feeding you into a wood chipper)
17. Minori Hinds (virile groin heat)
18. Kelly Row (who wants waffles?)
18. Allie Steinhoff (marriage and prostitution)
19. Nick Rehwald (drugs are awesome)
20. Ryan Folks (drunk at 3pm at the biltmore square mall)
21. Randy Robbins (must find dick)
21. Pat Hinson (namastain)
21. Crystal Miller plugs her livejasmine site
21. Nick Murphy (slytherine slut)
21. Nate Huntsinger (if i had a superpower,..) <<< where'd he go?>>>
21.Hilary Bagely (squirter)
22.Carlos ?
23. Toni Sherwood?
did I mention the list would change often?
10.
in parentheses, are my favorite of your jokes. out of parentheses, are other qualities about you that I like.
Consider this entire list to be positive.
1. Jaysun Webb (Cum on my mother? Toaster pastry???))
2. Tom Sheve (Z240)
3. Grayson Morrs (The underground tunnel)
4. Fay Canale (not crazy about gum)
4. Alex Neff doesn't take shit doesn't start shit
5. Carey Goff (sex robot)
6. Andrew Prosyc (measurements of fucking)
7. Cody Hughs (the worst thing she's ever experienced in her life)
7. Josh Rosenstein (Gildenstern)
8. Art Sturtavant (Line up, Bitches)
9. Taylor Rogers (barrel of pussy?)
10. Greg Brown, puts on the awesomest comedy festival in town
11.H.D. Wimbleton, (how your uncle taught you)
12. Ben Atkins (favorite sexual postion, IN... it's better than out)
13. Peter Smith-Macdowell (you know he eats them kids, right)
14. Tom Peters, is it okay you remind me of Emo Phillips?
15 Macon Clark (getting destroyed by behind while eating a sandwich)
16. John Hancock (clown feeding you into a wood chipper)
17. Minori Hinds (virile groin heat)
18. Kelly Row (who wants waffles?)
18. Allie Steinhoff (marriage and prostitution)
19. Nick Rehwald (drugs are awesome)
20. Ryan Folks (drunk at 3pm at the biltmore square mall)
21. Randy Robbins (must find dick)
21. Pat Hinson (namastain)
21. Crystal Miller plugs her livejasmine site
21. Nick Murphy (slytherine slut)
21. Nate Huntsinger (if i had a superpower,..) <<< where'd he go?>>>
21.Hilary Bagely (squirter)
22.Carlos ?
23. Toni Sherwood?
did I mention the list would change often?
10.
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
VHS cassette tapes I am seeking
I am willing to pay up to $1 each. Asheville area.
Back To The Future II
Rambo
Young Einstein
A Clock Work Orange
Police Academy ,3,4
A Night In Casablanca
Lenny
Punchline
The Toy
Santa Sangre
Pink Flamingo
Stripes
Darkman
Brazil
Wagons East
12 Chairs
Donnie Darko
Holy Mountain
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Clerks 2
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
Dogma
Born In East LA
Back To The Future II
Rambo
Young Einstein
A Clock Work Orange
Police Academy ,3,4
A Night In Casablanca
Lenny
Punchline
The Toy
Santa Sangre
Pink Flamingo
Stripes
Darkman
Brazil
Wagons East
12 Chairs
Donnie Darko
Holy Mountain
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Clerks 2
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
Dogma
Born In East LA
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Rigel's top five unprofessional actions
1.Me making this list AT ALL, let alone publishing it, on the interweb.
2.Bar Of Soap Comedy banning me from their event, WITHOUT telling me directly, letting me find out through the grapevine.
3.Me mentioning here, about LaZoom not hiring me.
4.Me posting a list about my favorite AVL comics
5.LaZoom not hiring me
* note, this is not an apology.
sincerely,
with love,
Rigel (7) Pawlak
2.Bar Of Soap Comedy banning me from their event, WITHOUT telling me directly, letting me find out through the grapevine.
3.Me mentioning here, about LaZoom not hiring me.
4.Me posting a list about my favorite AVL comics
5.LaZoom not hiring me
* note, this is not an apology.
sincerely,
with love,
Rigel (7) Pawlak
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